Porch Pirates (2024)

3.0

Comedy Family Crime

107 min min

2024

Jay Dee Walters Ryan T. Johnson Candace Kirkpatrick Eric Hanson Phil Mendoza

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.