Bobs Burgers (2011)
Season 12: Episode 2
Crystal Mess
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2011
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2025
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In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
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